INTERMISSIONPlaying in the Neopets Battledome, got my ass kicked and some non-descript scary "game over screen" popped up.
I was at a store similar to a Wal-Mart. I recall there was a Merci (ENA) cereal that was just regular Rice Krispies and chocolate Rice Krispies mixed together. Pretty sure Chadtronic was there as well.
I had some sheets of paper with me that all had some varient of "Too-Ticky = Awesome" or something like that. It was a little... unnerving somehow?
INTERMISSIONI was watching a cartoon and the end credits started playing, but instead of stuff like "Animators", it was really vulgar and said stuff like "The Dumb Motherfuckers Who Made This Shit Move".
WARNING: Vore
I was on Fur Affinity and found a vore audio file of Auctioneer from ENA. The middle of the dream involved some drama involving a YCH. Later on, I remember every image on Fur Affinity slowly being replaced by images of Merci from ENA.
There was a new meme that involved people calling flamingos swan princesses. This is all I remember.
I had to code and design a video game for a high school final, but it was hard to focus due to Joel G characters taking over the world. I remember that the video game had something to do with pizza and two zebras.
My cousins stole a sign from GameStop that looked like this.
I was in my grandparents' (mom's side) office, except it was a lot larger than in reality. It also kind of looked like a den or a garage. There was a large bookshelf filled with dozens of VHS tapes, so I decided to look around and possibly take one with me to watch at home, granted I had permission to because I didn't want to just take it. Even in my dreams I'm a goody-two-shoes I guess.
I took one of the tapes off the shelf, it was in a slightly damaged clamshell case. There was text on the front cover that said
Around the top of the front cover, there was some low quality clipart of palm trees and purple mountains, which were cartoony and had a ton of gaudy gradients. Around the bottom, there were about five random pictures of Snufkin from the Moomins, but only from the 1990's anime.
The logical part of my brain thought "Wait a minute, this isn't right". I thought this was the most terrifying thing in the world for some reason.
Behind me, a Sesame Street-themed CRT TV with a VCR suddenly appeared. I put the VHS tape in the VCR, and it took me through all of these menus (Languages, Closed Captioning, etc.) as if it were a DVD, and the camera would always go really fast through the characters' mouths when an option was selected.
I blacked out. I found myself on this road with blue water on the sides, which morphed into freezer doors, similar to this but with trees above.
There were cracks of light coming from above. Out of nowhere, I hear this loud growl in front of me, and I see this enormous creature (I think it could have been Snufkin but with a bunch of tiger stripes???) turn around and stare at me with bright blue eyes.
The creature/the tiger/Snufkin/I-don't-fucking-know started chasing after me, and then really loud drum and bass music started playing.
That's it. That's the dream.
I was outside of a Walmart at night with other people, and above us was a helicopter dropping boxes full of fursuit parts. There was heavy metal playing in the background.
I was Sonic the Hedgehog and Keemstar was holding me as a prisoner.
WARNING: Vore
Someone I follow on Tumblr posted a ton of Moomin vore art. The majority of it was Too-Ticky. It was weird.
WARNING: Cannibalism
There was a crisis where KFC restaurants were being lit on fire because they had human meat in their chicken, and there were loud ear-splitting warnings on TV about it. The Canadians and the Japanese were especially upset about this. Also I was doing superhuman pull-ups at my grandma's house.
I supposedly had a My Hero Academia DVD, but it was actually a Little People VHS tape.
If you watched Rugrats while eating lasagna, you would get a brain infection.
WARNING: Gun violence, sad
There was some kind of PSA about gun violence. It started off with a child preparing to star in a play. A dark gritty version of You Are My Sunshine was playing in the background, but was cut off at the end by gunshots and people screaming.
First I was at a local supermarket buying Eggo waffles. Then I was in a cabin and freaking out because we had a tornado warning, and the TV screens were flashing.
This dream seemed way too familiar, but with new elements. The environment was dimly lit... no clue where I was though. The most noticeable thing about this dream is that Too-Ticky was in it... except she was a lot larger/taller than I was. My vision was blocked by something above me, so I mainly just saw her feet. I don't know if she was larger or if I was smaller, but if I was about 5 feet tall, then she'd be about 200 feet.
In a different part of the dream, I was somewhere else. It was still pretty dim and the sky was purple, and I heard either loud fireworks or gunshots. I remember being all agitated due to the noises.
There was some kind of magazine in my upstairs bathroom, which featured recently deceased people as well as a section for "worst shows" titled "The Worst Adaptations Ever" or something like that, showcasing "bad" television adaptations of things. I remember that Mumindalen (1973 Moomins adaptation) was the first one, and I was pissed off (haven't seen this adaptation yet though so I don't know).
I remember doing strange things with Moomin models on MMD. There were pink and orange Minecraft beds everywhere, but with quicksand-like properties. I think I recall some pink-haired anime lady controlling everything.
In another dream, it was super dark out and I was in front of a Staples store or something. There were lots of windows with Moomin-themed displays, but the door had the Smash Bros logo on it. I was with my parents, we thought it was open so we walked inside and everyone freaked out and told us to leave. Later we were arguing about which movie we wanted to see at a theater. One poster looked like an animated movie with dogs, but it was actually about a dude in the military.
The PBS Kids mascots (Dot and Dash, not the newer ones) were chasing me late at night, and I could only escape them by stealing a motorcycle. Also, there was another dream where I was at Aldi apologizing to ex-friends.
First I had a nightmare that I overslept by two hours. Then, I had another dream at my mom's store; we sold these things that looked like rubber spatulas, except the top was a hard green plastic thing with electrical wires on the inside. There was some other part with Snufkin from the Moomins, but I can't remember what was happening.